I tried to apply for an absentee ballot via email but the people at the office told me it had to be printed out, signed by hand, scanned and emailed back by this past Wednesday.
I don’t own a printer or scanner and was so busy this past two weeks that I completely forgot that I had to get somewhere to do it.
I am a completely useless and worthless member of society. Please vote well in the election so that absentee ballots won’t even have to be counted.
Holy crap all of these things are awesome.
(Minus that ugly chick with the bad haircut. She can suck it)
That’s ok, I didn’t expect you to.
I’ll be back soon though, just you wait.